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Above: The Cwip and Fail's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its final anniversary
Cwip and Fail's Treecottage
July 10, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Cwip and Fail's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for farm animals.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Annoyance may occur.
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