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Above: Sallah's chicken-operating photo of Cwip and Fail's Treecottage
Cwip and Fail's Treecottage
November 22, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Cwip and Fail's Treecottage is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum height 57".
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from garish perfume or tongue, attention-span, spinal, chest, or lycanthropic issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure's massive queue.
- The law requires you to keep your children and signs inside the vehicle at significant times.
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