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The Cwip and Fail's Treecottage attraction during construction

The Cwip and Fail's Treecottage attraction during construction

Cwip and Fail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 11, 1976
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Rating for visitors: At least five princesses

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Cwip and Fail's Treecottage is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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