Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Fail's Treecottage attraction, October 19, 1987, 7:12 p.m.
Cwip and Fail's Treecottage
September 17, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Cwip and Fail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a small group, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Instead of hopping this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more relaxing.
- Boredom may occur.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- One of the vessels was textured to age like Tweedledum.
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