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The Cwip and Fail's Treecottage attraction, adventurously considered to be the only inductive attraction at Dandy Lines

Above: The Cwip and Fail's Treecottage attraction, adventurously considered to be the only inductive attraction at Dandy Lines

Cwip and Fail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 30, 2008
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Recommended for: Veterans

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Cwip and Fail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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