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The Cwip and Fail's Treecottage attraction during construction
Cwip and Fail's Treecottage
July 11, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Rating for visitors:
At least five princesses
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Cwip and Fail's Treecottage is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from bad haircuts or kidney, stomach, or spinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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