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The Cwip and Fail's Treecottage attraction, April 8, 1989, 2:80 a.m.
Cwip and Fail's Treecottage
April 29, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Cwip and Fail's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
Policies and Alerts
- Contains holographic effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
- In 1987, this attraction was reworked to remove characters from the "Cwip and Fail's Treecottage" short subject.
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