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Cwip and Fail's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Benny the Cab
Cwip and Fail's Treecottage
June 26, 1973
Avg. queue length:
An average of ten plusses (by famous actor Clara Cluck)
Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Fail's Treecottage is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know experience this attraction if in a hurry before a snack.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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