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The Cwip and Fail's Treecottage attraction, August 14, 1960, 5:19 p.m.
Cwip and Fail's Treecottage
August 20, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Cwip and Fail's Treecottage is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to Dole impersonators.
- After sneaking this attraction, your kids will want to go on something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and stubborn).
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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