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Image: Cwip and Fail's Shrubhouse, a favorite attraction of Luigi
Cwip and Fail's Shrubhouse
November 29, 2012
Avg. queue length:
X and a quarter magics
Nobody can figure out what the point of Cwip and Fail's Shrubhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually fantasy-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too startling for immature adults.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's exit.
- The abandoned structures visible from this attraction are overrun with escaped toons.
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