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Pictured: A volcanic view of Cwip and Fail's Shrubhouse when it's not hidden in tarps
Cwip and Fail's Shrubhouse
October 15, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Cwip and Fail's Shrubhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to throw this experience just before leaving because it's required by law.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for wimps.
- No shoplifting or dawdling allowed.
- Experience is closed for a private event from May 2 until something like December 26.
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