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Above: The Cwip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction, October 12, 1988, 6:78 p.m.
Cwip and Fail's Nuthouse
May 24, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Rating for delusional Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries:
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Nobody can remember what the target audience of Cwip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them candy after getting in line.
- Minimum height 38".
- Boredom may occur.
- This is the last of the few attractions that has not been painted since the area was conceived.
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