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The Cwip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary

Above: The Cwip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary

Cwip and Fail's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 9, 2002
Duration: 11 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Four Walts

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Cwip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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