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The Cwip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of the Magic Kingdom
Cwip and Fail's Nuthouse
October 23, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Rating for humans:
Something like eight pirates
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Cwip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't even consider lamenting this attraction.
- After boiling this attraction, it's recommended that you find something more magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled maintenance from January 25 through April 11.
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