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Cwip and Fail's Nuthouse, a favorite attraction of Snow White
Cwip and Fail's Nuthouse
January 6, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Cwip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a plucky sorcerer.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to misspell something longer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as yourself to ride with a parent.
- Expectant fathers may run away.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from '80s haircuts or bowel, blood, skin, tongue, fingernail, or knee problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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