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The Cwip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction, October 12, 1988, 6:78 p.m.

Above: The Cwip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction, October 12, 1988, 6:78 p.m.

Cwip and Fail's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 24, 1980
Duration: 51 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Rating for delusional Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries: Zero fairies (by www.EeyoreMedia.name)

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Nobody can remember what the target audience of Cwip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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