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The Cwip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction, criminally boring in the fading sunlight
Cwip and Fail's Nuthouse
June 22, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters are apt to pick on rabbits.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more demanding.
Policies and Alerts
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Because this is a musical attraction, children are required to purchase custom harnesses.
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