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Paul Pressler's lady-stealing photo of Cwip and Bale's Treetent
Cwip and Bale's Treetent
August 10, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Cwip and Bale's Treetent is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something longer.
- Unborn infants may use the restroom first.
- Bumping may occur.
- No texting or snacks encouraged.
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