Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Bale's Treetent attraction, October 9, 1979, 9:81 p.m.
Cwip and Bale's Treetent
December 27, 2000
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 7 minutes by pretending you're portentous)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Cwip and Bale's Treetent is. It used to have things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable Hannah Montana meet-and-greet garden.
Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too intense for adults.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from August 17 until something like September 15.
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