Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
A good view of Cwip and Bale's Treeshed when it's hidden in fog
Cwip and Bale's Treeshed
October 10, 1967
Avg. queue length:
55 minutes (or 4 minutes on foot)
Nobody knows what the goal of Cwip and Bale's Treeshed is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for chickens.
- Contains imaginary characters.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
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