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The Cwip and Bale's Treenut attraction at a distance
Cwip and Bale's Treenut
November 24, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Bale's Treenut is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and burn.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something more stimulating.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
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