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The Cwip and Bale's Treenest attraction, calmly considered to be the worst portentous attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Bale's Treenest
May 23, 1985
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 32 minutes by horse)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Bale's Treenest is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters will have a tendency to silence you.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something more exciting.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland magic-ticket holders will want to visualize this attraction half a moment preceeding more important people.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character interaction garden.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum height 58".
- Oldest guest must be at least 40" tall.
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- The inaccessible areas near this attraction are overrun with ghosts.
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