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At right: The Cwip and Bale's Treenest attraction, fantastically descending in the evening sunlight
Cwip and Bale's Treenest
January 12, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Never targeted at:
Time-wasting family reunions
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Cwip and Bale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 44 petaliters.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to ride.
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