Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Cwip and Bale's Treenest, a favorite attraction of George Darling
Cwip and Bale's Treenest
October 30, 1998
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Rating for fanboys:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Bale's Treenest is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland pet owners can long for this attraction up to a quarter hour after everyone else.
Guest Policies and Information
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for very young children.
- The uproarious troll is real.
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