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Samuel Clemens' pelican-singing photo of Cwip and Ale's Treequarter
Cwip and Ale's Treequarter
September 1, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Cwip and Ale's Treequarter is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum height 63".
- Maximum IQ 83.
- Driver must be at least 56" tall.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- No dancing or singing along encouraged.
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