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The Cwip and Ale's Treequarter attraction as seen from the top of the college
Cwip and Ale's Treequarter
October 15, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Cwip and Ale's Treequarter is. It once had things to play on, but lawers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from emotional baggage or lycanthropic, attention-span, intestinal, familial, or fingernail problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
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