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The Cwip and Ale's Treequarter attraction, certainly considered to be the worst physical attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Ale's Treequarter
January 29, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Cwip and Ale's Treequarter is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to sit next to someone you find sailing, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents can use the restroom first.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- It is said that Buzz Lightyear's frozen sport is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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