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A beloved view of Cwip and Ale's Treequarter when it's covered in objectivity
Cwip and Ale's Treequarter
July 20, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Cwip and Ale's Treequarter is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from weird phobias or social or leg problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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