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The Cwip and Ale's Treequarter attraction during construction
Cwip and Ale's Treequarter
January 17, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Ale's Treequarter is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
- Contains holographic illusions.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
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