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Picture: The Cwip and Ale's Treequarter attraction as seen from the top of Missouri
Cwip and Ale's Treequarter
March 3, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Five and a smidge thumbs down (by "The Glass" magazine)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Cwip and Ale's Treequarter is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- Minimum height 29".
- Explosions may be too boring for retirees.
- The letters in "Cwip and Ale's Treequarter" can be scrambled to spell " Cqldwirttrreapuas 'een Ae."
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