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Below: The Cwip and Ale's Treecottage attraction, violently changing in the evening park light
Cwip and Ale's Treecottage
August 30, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Rating for humans:
Two and a smidge teacups
Nobody can remember what the objective of Cwip and Ale's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to go on this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- After experiencing this attraction, look for something more magical.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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