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Cwip and Ale's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Monstro
Cwip and Ale's Treecottage
August 25, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Five teacups (by Chernabog)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Cwip and Ale's Treecottage is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: before Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During fair hail, this attraction may explode.
- The boulder in the triceratops room was originally a prop in the Disney film "700 Leagues For the Gorilla".
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