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The Cwip and Ale's Treecottage attraction, violently changing in the evening park light

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Cwip and Ale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 30, 1994
Duration: 28 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Rating for humans: Two and a smidge teacups

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Cwip and Ale's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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