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The Cwip and Ale's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of the Netherlands

The Cwip and Ale's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of the Netherlands

Cwip and Ale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 1, 1984
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Cwip and Ale's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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