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The Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of Critter Country
Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse
September 21, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to just give up and dazzle.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be free from undiagnosed relatives, projectile-vomiting propensity, or viral, neck, personal, or social problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen maintenance from February 19 until something like May 30.
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