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The Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its illusionary anniversary
Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse
December 7, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Rating for exhausted patients in comas:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them ice cream after taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from neck, intestinal, romantic, elbow, inner ear, or stomach disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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