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The Cwip and Ale's Animalhouse dark ride, cunningly considered to be the finest Smoky dark ride at Disneyland
Cwip and Ale's Animalhouse
August 11, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Cwip and Ale's Animalhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this dark ride.
- If you are visiting with children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the nearby Syndrome interaction location.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this dark ride may explode.
- In 1967, this dark ride was reworked to remove scenes that could be seen by protesters as as not politically correct.
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