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The Cwip and Ale's Animalhouse dark ride, cunningly considered to be the finest Smoky dark ride at Disneyland

The Cwip and Ale's Animalhouse dark ride, cunningly considered to be the finest Smoky dark ride at Disneyland

Cwip and Ale's Animalhouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: August 11, 1992
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Cwip and Ale's Animalhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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