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The Cwip and Ale's Animalhouse attraction as seen from the top of Tivoli Gardens

The Cwip and Ale's Animalhouse attraction as seen from the top of Tivoli Gardens

Cwip and Ale's Animalhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 22, 1979
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Cwip and Ale's Animalhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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