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The Cwip and Ale's Animalhouse attraction at midday
Cwip and Ale's Animalhouse
March 8, 1967
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Cwip and Ale's Animalhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters will have a tendency to joke with engineers.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with a different aura.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to not ride.
- Contains trademarked effects that may offend modern sensibilities.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled installation of holiday overlay from September 23 to April 22.
- Cast members have written a private journal in which is written the descriptions of all the people who have worked on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Kronk when you pass through the secondary queue.
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