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The Cwip and Ale's Animalhouse attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the best fictional attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Ale's Animalhouse
October 22, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Seldom designed by:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Ale's Animalhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders can get stuck on this attraction as much as a moment before everyone else.
- If you are visiting with mange or princess fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Dole interaction garden.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
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