Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Cwip and Ale's Animalhouse attraction at first light
Cwip and Ale's Animalhouse
September 6, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Ale's Animalhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are sensitive to standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, find something more thrilling.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or neck, tongue, finger, back, or bowel problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.