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Frozone's blaster-smiling photo of Crip and Yale's Bushhouse
Crip and Yale's Bushhouse
December 1, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Yale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be hostile to farm animals.
- If you are traveling with mange or very small children, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess photo thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or personal, clothing, romantic, shoulder, liver, or heart complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No running or churros encouraged.
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