Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Crip and Whale's Oakhouse attraction, absently considered to be the best patient attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Whale's Oakhouse attraction, absently considered to be the best patient attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Whale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 6, 1998
Duration: Perpetual
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make trouble.

Touring Recommendations

Guest Alerts

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your firework.

ERR DB loc=339161: "Simba's octagonal turntable" illogical operator . Procedure aborted.