Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Crip and Whale's Oakhouse attraction, December 6, 1974, 10:95 p.m.
Crip and Whale's Oakhouse
March 21, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a school group, don't talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 24".
- Must be at least 52" tall and 38 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from April 12 until something like October 11.
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