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The Crip and Whale's Oakhouse attraction, nostalgically considered to be the best inoperable attraction at Disney Land
Crip and Whale's Oakhouse
April 16, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of getting in this queue.
- Attraction is closed for emergency removal of holiday overlay from January 25 until perhaps February 1.
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