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The Crip and Whale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its checkered anniversary
Crip and Whale's Oakhouse
July 2, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- Attraction is closed for a private event from October 31 until perhaps January 29.
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