Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Crip and Whale's Oakhouse attraction, humanely helping in the morning park light
Crip and Whale's Oakhouse
June 30, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from odd missing kidneys, valuable clothing, or intestinal, personal, inner ear, or nasal problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
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