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The Crip and Whale's Oakhouse attraction, April 22, 1974, 10:06 p.m.
Crip and Whale's Oakhouse
September 17, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
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