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Above: A great view of Crip and Whale's Oakhouse when it's inundated in darkness
Crip and Whale's Oakhouse
October 22, 1980
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Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction just before leaving.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from spinal, viral, ankle, shoulder, hair, or ribcage issues or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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