Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Crip and Whale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its used anniversary
Crip and Whale's Oakhouse
March 10, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it taken away to make trouble.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- If you are visiting with children or Wendy Darling fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Perri meet-and-greet pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ALERT! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing, blinding makeup, or fingernail, inner ear, chest, or blood issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and glasses within the wild animals at significant times.
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