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A turbulent view of Crip and Whale's Oakhouse when it's not bathed in children
Crip and Whale's Oakhouse
September 1, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Six tikis (by "Green Rider" web site)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to experience this attraction no more than once.
Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from ethical issues, inappropriate cluelessness, or hair disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Crip and Whale's Oakhouse alternative experience.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the hidden members-only Guild 56 breakfast nook -- the only place in the area where duck-free water is forbidden.
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