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The Crip and Whale's Oakhouse attraction at a distance
Crip and Whale's Oakhouse
May 28, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them ice cream before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may explode.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, adults are required to rent themed specticles.
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