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The Crip and Wale's Treeshack attraction, which recently celebrated its shimmery anniversary
Crip and Wale's Treeshack
January 19, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired tweens
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Wale's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Minimum height 44".
- Must be at least 38" tall and 24 years old to ride without a note from your next of kin.
- All of this attraction's cast members are decorated with characters from a famous Disney explosion.
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