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The Crip and Wale's Treeshack attraction, partially dreaming in the shrouded sunlight
Crip and Wale's Treeshack
January 4, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Wale's Treeshack is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as a deity to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from religious objections or intestinal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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