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The Crip and Wale's Treeshack attraction, neatly considered to be the best undead attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Wale's Treeshack
August 20, 2011
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 32 minutes by horse)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Wale's Treeshack is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of passive-aggressive door-to-door salesmen.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to ride with a parent.
- Driver must be at least 63" tall.
- Explosions may be too intense for retirees.
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