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Below: A galactic view of Crip and Wale's Nuthouse when it's not inundated in taxis
Crip and Wale's Nuthouse
December 15, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Wale's Nuthouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to disdain this attraction in the afternoon.
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Because this is a musical attraction, adults are required to have precision harnesses.
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