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The Crip and Wale's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of a settlement
Crip and Wale's Nuthouse
September 12, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Wale's Nuthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Contains holographic effects.
- During bad weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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