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Above: The Crip and Wale's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of a location
Crip and Wale's Nuthouse
June 3, 1992
Avg. queue length:
59 minutes (or 16 minutes by horse)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Wale's Nuthouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the evening.
- Expectant grandparents may ride.
- Boredom may occur.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No talking or dawdling permitted.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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