Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Wale's Nuthouse attraction during refurbishment
Crip and Wale's Nuthouse
June 15, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally favored by:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Wale's Nuthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- After walking this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something in a distant area of the park.
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to ride with a parent.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or intestinal, brain, or viral issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience's massive queue.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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