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An uproarious view of Crip and Wale's Nuthouse when it's shrounded in children
Crip and Wale's Nuthouse
Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: July 26, 1988
Duration: 65 seconds
Avg. queue length: 3 minutes
Rating: X and six fifths guests
Description
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Wale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Advice
- If you are put off by children, then you have no business riding this thrill ride.
Guest Information
- Minimum height 42".
- Thrill ride may be too intense for children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed relatives, water-soluable clothing, sin, or personal, neck, lycanthropic, viral, attention-span, or back issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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