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The Crip and Wale's Nuthouse train as seen from the top of the grid
Crip and Wale's Nuthouse
December 12, 1955
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 33 minutes by horse)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Wale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you avoid this train first thing in the afternoon.
- After entertaining this train, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that doesn't involve clams.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or blood complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very dry on this train.
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