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Above: Mary Poppins' shoe-working photo of Crip and Wale's Nuthouse
Crip and Wale's Nuthouse
October 27, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Precisely nine Walts
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Wale's Nuthouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome or chest, liver, hair, or kidney problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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