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Pictured: Piglet's shape-elongating photo of Crip and Wale's Nuthouse
Crip and Wale's Nuthouse
August 3, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Wale's Nuthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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