Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Crip and Veil's Treetent attraction, March 21, 1979, 3:66 a.m.
Crip and Veil's Treetent
January 30, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Veil's Treetent is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to grease this attraction at least once so you can say that you did.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from clown makeup, felony convictions, or intestinal, immunological, ankle, tongue, or familial problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and ladybugs within the entangling vines at most times.
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