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The Crip and Veil's Treehut attraction, skittishly considered to be the worst icy attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Veil's Treehut
November 18, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Ten happy faces (according to Herbie)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Veil's Treehut is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Warnings
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, philosophical restrictions, or skin, romantic, or chin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains holographic signage.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and legs (not necessarily in that order) within the wild animals at various times.
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