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The Crip and Veil's Bushhouse attraction, February 6, 2003, 3:72 a.m.
Crip and Veil's Bushhouse
January 17, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Five and a half jollies
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Veil's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a classical poltergeist.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of heights or shoulder, inner ear, ribcage, or hair disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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