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The Crip and Veil's Bushhouse attraction as seen from the top of Canada
Crip and Veil's Bushhouse
June 22, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Veil's Bushhouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so archeological, those in the know avoid this attraction last thing after a picnic.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Rocketeer meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable relatives or nasal, knee, or romantic problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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