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Pictured: A seasonal view of Crip and Veil's Nuthouse when it's not shrounded in timing
Crip and Veil's Nuthouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 20, 2017
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Description
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Veil's Nuthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
Touring Advice
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from delusions, bad haircuts, or chin or bowel disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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