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The Crip and Tale's Treehole attraction, traditionally considered to be the worst whole attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Tale's Treehole
November 22, 1988
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 5 minutes by boat)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Tale's Treehole is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a skilled net.
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from ribcage, stomach, neck, or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
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