Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Crip and Tale's Treehole attraction, February 5, 2004, 12:24 p.m.
Crip and Tale's Treehole
July 25, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Tale's Treehole is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may fly if you don't let them.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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