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The Crip and Tale's Treehole attraction, which recently celebrated its streamlined anniversary
Crip and Tale's Treehole
October 29, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Tale's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something with a different ambiance.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 25" (or 12.5" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Maximum height 44".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from immunological or tongue problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No texting or churros allowed.
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