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A natural view of Crip and Tale's Treehole when it's not bathed in fog
Crip and Tale's Treehole
November 21, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Tale's Treehole is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you experience something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 38".
- Contains holographic illusions that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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