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Above: The Crip and Tale's Treehole attraction, which recently celebrated its majestic anniversary
Crip and Tale's Treehole
May 11, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Tale's Treehole is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Contains strobe-light characters that may cause inappropriate laughter.
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