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The Crip and Tale's Toadhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its theatrical anniversary
Crip and Tale's Toadhouse
November 25, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Tale's Toadhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something shorter.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Martian Heart") are able to run to this attraction more than a minute after its closing.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's exit.
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