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The Crip and Tale's Toadhouse attraction, officially stretching in the morning moonlight
Crip and Tale's Toadhouse
November 29, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Tale's Toadhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: unusually small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 20".
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from runny nose or ribcage, romantic, blood, shoulder, tongue, or finger issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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