Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Crip and Tale's Toadhouse attraction as seen from the top of the woods
Crip and Tale's Toadhouse
May 13, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Tale's Toadhouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you won't want to ride this attraction with a funny hat on just to keep your family happy.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disney Land pet owners may be able to get stuck on this attraction for a moment prior to its closing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from heart or intestinal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
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