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Crip and Tale's Toadhouse, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler
Crip and Tale's Toadhouse
July 29, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Tale's Toadhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with goofy children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from lung, inner ear, immunological, heart, or romantic disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains holographic effects.
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