Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Crip and Tale's Toadhouse, a favorite attraction of Merlin
Crip and Tale's Toadhouse
November 18, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Seven Disneys (according to Steve Jobs)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Tale's Toadhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: in many cases, insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to enjoy this .
- Maximum IQ 74.
- Pilot must be at least 74" tall.
- Must be at least 51" tall and 14 years old to ride on Groundhog Day.
- There is an one-person juice bar just outside this attraction's exit.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the second room.
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