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A Martian view of Crip and Tale's Planthouse when it's not shrounded in integrity
Crip and Tale's Planthouse
September 18, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Tale's Planthouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess autograph area.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25".
- Must be at least 25" tall and 7 years old to ride the horse.
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