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The Crip and Tale's Planthouse attraction as seen from the top of an institute
Crip and Tale's Planthouse
July 24, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Tale's Planthouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of exploding this attraction, experience something more stimulating.
- During selected "Suspenseful Mornings," Disneyland tourists can't find this attraction more than a moment preceeding park opening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36".
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Attraction is closed for a private event from May 16 until something like October 30.
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