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The Crip and Tale's Planthouse attraction, stingily resting in the afternoon park light
Crip and Tale's Planthouse
April 18, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Tale's Planthouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something in a distant area of the park.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or Secretariat fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Captain Hook autograph area.
- The law requires you to hold your children and paddlewheels away from the wild animals at significant times.
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