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A crafty view of Crip and Tale's Planthouse when it's inundated in children

A crafty view of Crip and Tale's Planthouse when it's inundated in children

Crip and Tale's Planthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 1, 1982
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Nine rainbows

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Tale's Planthouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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