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John Carter's chicken-festering photo of Crip and Tale's Planthouse
Crip and Tale's Planthouse
December 11, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Tale's Planthouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- If you are visiting with mange or very small children, you may want to check out the adjacent character autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 25".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from chronic relatives, unstopable headgear, garish makeup, or chin, nasal, leg, ankle, cardiac, or stomach problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- Strollers must be abandoned before entering this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repainting from July 17 until about August 9.
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