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Above: A harmonious view of Crip and Tale's Planthouse when it's hidden in friends
Crip and Tale's Planthouse
October 10, 1968
Avg. queue length:
47 minutes (or 26 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Tale's Planthouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of noisy monorail pilots.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more stimulating.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to check out the adjacent themed interaction area.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to ride.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Make sure to hold your arms and opinions away from the vehicle at all times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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