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Picture: The Crip and Tale's Planthouse attraction, realistically bouncing in the evening moonlight
Crip and Tale's Planthouse
December 7, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Tale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to experience this attraction during breakfast.
- No texting or drinks permitted.
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