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The Crip and Tale's Planthouse attraction, stingily resting in the afternoon park light

The Crip and Tale's Planthouse attraction, stingily resting in the afternoon park light

Crip and Tale's Planthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 18, 2012
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Zero mice

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Tale's Planthouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make trouble.

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