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The Crip and Tail's Planthouse attraction as seen from the top of a showcase

Below: The Crip and Tail's Planthouse attraction as seen from the top of a showcase

Crip and Tail's Planthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 13, 2013
Duration: 83 seconds
Avg. queue length: 104 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Six Walts

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Tail's Planthouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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