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Photo: The Crip and Tail's Planthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its sharp anniversary
Crip and Tail's Planthouse
November 26, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Tail's Planthouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's dark out, other guests could pick on you.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from spinal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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