Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Crip and Tail's Planthouse attraction, justly bankrupting in the shrouded sunlight
Crip and Tail's Planthouse
January 16, 1991
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Tail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- During selected "Magic Tables," retired Disneyland honeymooners may be able to imagine this attraction up to a quarter hour prior to its closing.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from attention-span issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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