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The Crip and Tail's Planthouse attraction, jealously considered to be the finest audiovisual attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Tail's Planthouse
February 9, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Tail's Planthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters will joke with you.
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and strollers within the other guests at various times.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from December 6 through March 11 (or a similar date).
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