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Secretariat's dad-lamenting photo of Crip and Tail's Lakehouse
Crip and Tail's Lakehouse
July 5, 2010
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Tail's Lakehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to hit this attraction repeatedly.
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