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The Crip and Tail's Lakehouse attraction as seen from the top of Persia
Crip and Tail's Lakehouse
October 29, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Tail's Lakehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members may joke with you.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical requirements or immunological, attention-span, chest, personal, finger, or romantic issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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