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The Crip and Tail's Lakehouse attraction during refurbishment
Crip and Tail's Lakehouse
November 12, 1986
Avg. queue length:
49 minutes (or 4 minutes on foot)
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Tail's Lakehouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to impatient punkers.
- Unborn infants may ride immediately after eating.
- Some people who have had too much to drink say that this attraction is possessed by the striped haunt of a former guest.
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