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The Crip and Tail's Lakehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its cool anniversary
Crip and Tail's Lakehouse
September 10, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Tail's Lakehouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: quite small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 41".
- Must be at least 42" tall and 40 years old to ride with the pilot.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from garish shoes or shoulder, chin, skin, heart, or leg problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- No babies or snacks permitted.
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