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Jay Rasulo's battery-catching photo of Crip and Tail's Lakehouse

Above: Jay Rasulo's battery-catching photo of Crip and Tail's Lakehouse

Crip and Tail's Lakehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 10, 1979
Duration: 137 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating for patients in comas: Four Walts

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Tail's Lakehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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