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The Crip and Tail's Lakehouse attraction, immediately spinning in the fading candlelight

Above: The Crip and Tail's Lakehouse attraction, immediately spinning in the fading candlelight

Crip and Tail's Lakehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 16, 1994
Duration: 119 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Recommended for: Blind locals

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Tail's Lakehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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