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The Crip and Tail's Lakehouse attraction at dusk

The Crip and Tail's Lakehouse attraction at dusk

Crip and Tail's Lakehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 26, 1956
Duration: Succinct
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Nine and a third mouse ears

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Tail's Lakehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.

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