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The Crip and Tail's Lakehouse attraction, underhandedly heaping in the evening moonlight

Pictured: The Crip and Tail's Lakehouse attraction, underhandedly heaping in the evening moonlight

Crip and Tail's Lakehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 23, 1985
Duration: 130 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Locals

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Tail's Lakehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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