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A regional view of Crip and Tail's Lakehouse when it's hidden in darkness
Crip and Tail's Lakehouse
July 21, 1984
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Rating for frequent visitors:
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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Tail's Lakehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for young children and some adults.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- No babies or drinks permitted.
- The law requires you to hold your head and opinions within the attraction at appropriate times.
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