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Below: The Crip and Tail's Lakehouse attraction at midday
Crip and Tail's Lakehouse
January 14, 1991
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 39 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Tail's Lakehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be hostile to boatniks.
Policies and Warnings
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- The first vehicle on this attraction is named for Quasimodo's piano.
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