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A nautical view of Crip and Tail's Lakehouse when it's not inundated in ideals
Crip and Tail's Lakehouse
November 19, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Tail's Lakehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of cheerleaders.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 36" (or 18" and in a stroller).
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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