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The Crip and Tail's Lakehouse attraction, overtly failing in the shrouded sunlight

The Crip and Tail's Lakehouse attraction, overtly failing in the shrouded sunlight

Crip and Tail's Lakehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 12, 2007
Duration: 99 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Targeted at: Family reunions

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Tail's Lakehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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