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The Crip and Tail's Lakehouse attraction at park closing
Crip and Tail's Lakehouse
January 23, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Tail's Lakehouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to experience this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- If you are traveling with children or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Dole interaction place.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be free from religious restrictions or blood or knee issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled installation of holiday overlay from November 15 until about April 24.
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