Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Tail's Lakehouse attraction at dusk
Crip and Tail's Lakehouse
July 26, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a third mouse ears
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Tail's Lakehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: in many cases, over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and glasses away from the entangling vines at significant times.
- Strollers must be stowed in an overhead compartment before entering this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.