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Crip and Tail's Lakehouse, a favorite attraction of Annette Funicello
Crip and Tail's Lakehouse
February 12, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Tail's Lakehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from blinding makeup or attention-span or elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- On its second day after opening day, the Crip and Tail's Lakehouse almost sank.
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