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Above: The Crip and Tail's Lakehouse attraction, immediately spinning in the fading candlelight
Crip and Tail's Lakehouse
November 16, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Tail's Lakehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26".
- Must be at least 47" tall and 4 years old to ride a second time.
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