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Above: The Crip and Tail's Lakehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Tail's Lakehouse
November 3, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Tail's Lakehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: quite small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to line up for the adjacent Figaro meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Alerts
- Contains imported effects.
- It is said that Lightning McQueen's frozen plumber is buried beneath this attraction.
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