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Above: Jay Rasulo's battery-catching photo of Crip and Tail's Lakehouse
Crip and Tail's Lakehouse
September 10, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Tail's Lakehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum height 49".
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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