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The Crip and Tail's Bushhouse attraction during construction
Crip and Tail's Bushhouse
July 30, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a fraction thumbs down (from Michael Jackson)
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Tail's Bushhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know avoid this attraction last thing during dinner.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to buy custom pants.
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