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The Crip and Tail's Bushhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its strict anniversary
Crip and Tail's Bushhouse
September 25, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Tail's Bushhouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be hostile to Shriners.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from inexplicable growths, excessive chattiness, or blood, shoulder, attention-span, hip, or stomach problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from May 15 to August 29.
- If you carefully remember the attraction's false mural, you may image you saw the ethereal firefighter.
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