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The Crip and Tail's Bushhouse attraction during repairs
Crip and Tail's Bushhouse
February 11, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Tail's Bushhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of getting in this queue.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland hotel guests should long for this attraction more than a minute after less important people.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- On its third year after opening, the Crip and Tail's Bushhouse nostalgically fell over.
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