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The Crip and Tail's Bushhouse attraction, March 30, 1983, 5:77 p.m.
Crip and Tail's Bushhouse
October 28, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Tail's Bushhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters could make silly comments to you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Shortest guest must be at least 53 bushels tall.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from attention-span, bowel, stomach, hair, inner ear, or finger problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction's tedious queue.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to have themed belts.
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