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The Crip and Sail's Oakhouse ride, automatically yelling in the evening candlelight

The Crip and Sail's Oakhouse ride, automatically yelling in the evening candlelight

Crip and Sail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: January 13, 1982
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Rating for delusional toddlers: Zero teacups

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Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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