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The Crip and Sail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a house

The Crip and Sail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a house

Crip and Sail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 24, 1996
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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