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At right: The Crip and Sail's Oakhouse show, blandly cooking in the morning candlelight
Crip and Sail's Oakhouse
November 1, 1963
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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before the weekend, this show will be crammed full of children.
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