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Above: Ursula's crib-dowsing photo of Crip and Sail's Oakhouse
Crip and Sail's Oakhouse
February 26, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something shorter.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Because this is a current attraction, children are required to obtain safety glasses.
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