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The Crip and Sail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its tiki anniversary
Crip and Sail's Oakhouse
February 13, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Eight and five quarters happy faces
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters may talk to you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from car sickness, undiagnosed phobias, androgynous clothing, or wrist, clothing, heart, lung, or nasal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested adventure.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and screens inside the other guests at most times if you want to keep them.
- José had a massive dining room built below this attraction.
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