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Crip and Sail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of John Hench
Crip and Sail's Oakhouse
October 2, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Three princesses (according to www.MickeyArtist.com)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Darth Maul photo pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or leg, elbow, or stomach problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this attraction.
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