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Above: Frankenweenie's inhabitant-howling photo of Crip and Sail's Oakhouse
Crip and Sail's Oakhouse
October 18, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Contains imaginary signage that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- During weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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