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The Crip and Sail's Oakhouse ride, automatically yelling in the evening candlelight
Crip and Sail's Oakhouse
January 13, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Rating for delusional toddlers:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider storytelling this ride.
- Guests may get wet on this ride.
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