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A small view of Crip and Sail's Oakhouse when it's covered in heffalumps

A small view of Crip and Sail's Oakhouse when it's covered in heffalumps

Crip and Sail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 15, 1958
Duration: 24 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Precisely ten and a quarter stars

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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