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Crip and Sail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Abraham Lincoln
Crip and Sail's Oakhouse
January 24, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more exciting.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 18" (or 9" and tipping generously).
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