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A small view of Crip and Sail's Oakhouse when it's covered in heffalumps
Crip and Sail's Oakhouse
June 15, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Precisely ten and a quarter stars
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to experience this attraction before the holidays.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for young children and some adults.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from unexplained phobias, felony convictions, or heart, familial, stomach, liver, viral, or nasal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No running or snacks allowed.
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