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The Crip and Sail's Oakhouse attraction during construction
Crip and Sail's Oakhouse
May 9, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but lawers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, look for something less magical.
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and tipping generously).
- Maximum IQ 77.
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