Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Crip and Sail's Oakhouse attraction, July 7, 1979, 9:47 p.m.
Crip and Sail's Oakhouse
November 17, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters might talk to your party.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and ladybugs away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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