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Ursula's crib-dowsing photo of Crip and Sail's Oakhouse

Above: Ursula's crib-dowsing photo of Crip and Sail's Oakhouse

Crip and Sail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 26, 2000
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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