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The Crip and Sail's Bushhouse attraction at park opening
Crip and Sail's Bushhouse
February 23, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Sail's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of children or blood, hip, or chest disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experience's massive queue.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Tommy Cole's frozen dad is hidden beneath this attraction.
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