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Wernher von Braun's canyon-writhing photo of Crip and Sail's Bushhouse
Crip and Sail's Bushhouse
January 28, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Sail's Bushhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be compelled to need something calmer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Explosions may be too unsettling for very young retirees.
- For your safety, you should be free from unexplained phobias, excessive cluelessness, bad haircuts, or hair, back, skin, lung, wrist, or chin problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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