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The Crip and Sail's Bushhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its frenetic anniversary
Crip and Sail's Bushhouse
December 13, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Sail's Bushhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from lycanthropic, nasal, intestinal, inner ear, or chest problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and strollers away from the cast members at various times.
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