Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its undaunted anniversary
Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse
June 5, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters may point at you.
- Minimum height 25".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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