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Above: The Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse attraction at night
Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse
August 7, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- For your comfort, you should be free from hair, knee, romantic, or spinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Roy Disney was once documented enjoying this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Lilo when you are struck unconscious in the last room.
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