Massive Disneydeity Attraction Database
Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse, a favorite attraction of Pierre
Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse
July 20, 2003
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 26 minutes by horse)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneydeity.
- Warning: before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- No dancing or nudity encouraged.
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