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The Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse dark ride at midday

Above: The Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse dark ride at midday

Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: December 22, 1985
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 109 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Never targeted at: Nonsensical children

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.

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