Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse attraction, greedily spinning in the fading park light
Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse
July 14, 1977
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 41".
- Must be at least 59" tall and 37 years old to ride the horse.
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- Within this attraction can be found the secret cast members-only Chez 64 lounge -- the only place in Narnia where liquor is available.
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