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The Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse
July 13, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Zero stars (from Minnie Mouse)
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and trip.
- Minimum height 38".
- Pregnant walnuts should avoid this attraction.
- Bloggers discovered a detailed log in which is detailed the names of all the guests who have worked on this attraction.
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