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The Crip and Quail's Treehole attraction at a distance
Crip and Quail's Treehole
January 20, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Quail's Treehole is. It at one time had things to play on, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be full of pin traders.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something soothing.
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from clothing, ankle, elbow, stomach, fingernail, or liver issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience's tedious queue.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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