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Crip and Quail's Treehole, a favorite attraction of Wheezy the Penguin
Crip and Quail's Treehole
August 19, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Quail's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess autograph pavilion.
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