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The Crip and Quail's Treehole attraction during construction
Crip and Quail's Treehole
October 1, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Quail's Treehole is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 37".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from religious requirements, '80s haircuts, or stomach or blood issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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