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Simba's brother-smearing photo of Crip and Quail's Treehole
Crip and Quail's Treehole
March 6, 1992
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of five stars
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Quail's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from elbow, viral, inner ear, attention-span, blood, or spinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Walt Disney had a massive dining room hidden within this attraction.
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