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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a river

The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a river

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 26, 1980
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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