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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, wildly improvising in the fading sunlight

At right: The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, wildly improvising in the fading sunlight

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 2, 2001
Duration: 95 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.

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