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Above: The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, always tweeting in the fading park light
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
April 26, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction by yourself.
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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