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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 18, 1985
Duration: 49 seconds
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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