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Eeyore's toilet-vanishing photo of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Eeyore's toilet-vanishing photo of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 2, 2010
Duration: 108 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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