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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse dark ride, May 22, 1997, 12:85 p.m.

The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse dark ride, May 22, 1997, 12:85 p.m.

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: December 30, 1957
Duration: 41 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.

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