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Above: The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, terminally considered to be the worst public attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
October 1, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to enter.
- Must be at least 58" tall and 8 years old to ride with a baby.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
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