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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction at night
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
April 9, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- For your health, you should be free from inappropriate headgear, androgynous clothing, or lycanthropic, lung, spinal, or viral complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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