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At right: The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, wildly improvising in the fading sunlight
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
August 2, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: in the middle of whenever you visit, this attraction will be full of passive-aggressive farm animals.
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