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Above: The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, internally gleaming in the evening sunlight
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
January 2, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Precisely two thumbs down
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them ice cream while getting in this queue.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to try something more exciting.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to run away.
- No running or churros permitted.
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