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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of New Orleans

Above: The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of New Orleans

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 28, 1981
Duration: 88 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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