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Crip and Quail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Tweedledee
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
March 9, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something calmer.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness or cardiac, attention-span, fingernail, nasal, or kidney complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
- Contains holographic signage.
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