Massive Khanland Attraction Database
The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Kentucky
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
June 23, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are put off by standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Attraction may be too intense for retirees.
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