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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its baroque anniversary
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
September 9, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of getting in line.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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