Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction at night
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
November 28, 1982
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of six Mickeys
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable character autograph area.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
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