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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse show as seen from the top of Orange County

The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse show as seen from the top of Orange County

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: March 4, 1966
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.

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