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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, recklessly bankrupting in the afternoon park light
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
January 5, 2012
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction during lunch.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from social, back, bowel, chin, blood, or chest problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- This attraction was occasionally sponsored by Flower of The Future.
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