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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction at night

The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction at night

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 12, 1976
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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