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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 1, 1962
Duration: 130 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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