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An astronomical view of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in humanity
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
January 27, 1962
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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are frightened by sons, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- At one location in the background, you can see a bit of a future attraction.
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