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Crip and Quail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Steve Jobs

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Steve Jobs

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 16, 1962
Duration: 128 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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