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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, always tweeting in the fading park light

Above: The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, always tweeting in the fading park light

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 26, 1959
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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