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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
August 1, 1962
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
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