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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its used anniversary

At right: The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its used anniversary

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 27, 2002
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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