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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, May 11, 2016, 6:14 a.m.

The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, May 11, 2016, 6:14 a.m.

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 30, 1997
Duration: 94 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Enjoyed by: Money-grubbing women

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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