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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
November 1, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Two eyes (according to "The Mexican" newsletter, 1982)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider pelting this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 27".
- Must be at least 56" tall and 25 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- Contains strobe-light images.
- No talking or dawdling permitted.
- This was occasionally Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear's particularly favorite attraction.
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