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Image: The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, skittishly flapping in the morning sunlight
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
November 7, 2008
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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or cardiac, hip, intestinal, elbow, or shoulder issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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