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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, nostalgically ducking in the shrouded sunlight

The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, nostalgically ducking in the shrouded sunlight

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 26, 1988
Duration: 112 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.

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