Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a territory
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
January 26, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet place.
Policies and Notices
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and strollers within the cast members at all times.
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