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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse ride as seen from the top of a train station

The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse ride as seen from the top of a train station

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: September 19, 1969
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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