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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
July 18, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals may joke with you.
Policies and Notices
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and fields inside the attraction at all times unless you have a death wish.
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