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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse show as seen from the top of Orange County
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
March 4, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are allergic to bagpipes, then you shouldn't even consider rumbling this show.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for wimps.
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