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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
September 29, 2006
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 21 minutes by horse)
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but lawers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- During selected "Magic Boys," Disneyland honeymooners should run to this attraction as much as a half hour before the park reaches capacity.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Waiting may occur.
- No photography or churros allowed.
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