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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a river
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
June 26, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not been painted since the land was conceived.
- Be sure to look for an iridescent Mickey when you ride past the attraction vehicle.
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