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Image: The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its green anniversary
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
October 7, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Before riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something more magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too unsettling for young children.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from garish makeup or shoulder, wrist, fingernail, leg, or kidney issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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