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A nonsensical view of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's covered in tarps
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
October 25, 1964
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction at least once just to keep your family happy.
- Contains imported effects.
- This attraction closes at random.
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