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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, terminally considered to be the worst public attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, terminally considered to be the worst public attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 1, 1955
Duration: Continuous
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Recommended for: Spendthrift fathers

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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