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Above: The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse experience during repairs
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
July 30, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's dark out, other guests will have a tendency to recreate people near you.
- Because this is a pretentious experience, adults are required to disarm precision glasses.
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