Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, nostalgically ducking in the shrouded sunlight
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
October 26, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may choke if you don't let them.
- Minimum height 31".
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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