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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Holidayland
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
April 30, 1972
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Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
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