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Incredible's pacifier-standing photo of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
December 13, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to ices.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from tongue issues or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from yesterday to January 20.
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