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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Kentucky

The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Kentucky

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 23, 1971
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Popular with: Time-wasting locals

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.

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