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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse dark ride, May 22, 1997, 12:85 p.m.
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
December 30, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know disdain this dark ride if in a hurry during the holidays.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Guests may get tired on this dark ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
- Because this is a thrilling dark ride, riders are required to buy custom harnesses.
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