Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Picture: The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, obviously demolishing in the morning sunlight
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
October 20, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in many cases, very young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 29".
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction's stage actually reaches below the adjacent attraction.
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