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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Planet Zurg

The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Planet Zurg

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 16, 2001
Duration: 112 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.

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