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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, internally gleaming in the evening sunlight

Above: The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, internally gleaming in the evening sunlight

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 2, 2013
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Rating: Precisely two thumbs down

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make trouble.

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