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Eeyore's toilet-vanishing photo of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
February 2, 2010
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
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- Attorneys have a private book in which is detailed the names of all the people who have appeared in this attraction.
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