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The Crip and Quail's Nuthouse attraction at first light
Crip and Quail's Nuthouse
October 14, 1982
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of seven paddles
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It once had things to play on, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Before riding this attraction, custom demands that you try something soothing.
- If you are traveling with children or princess fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed meet-and-greet location.
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