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Pictured: An inductive view of Crip and Quail's Nuthouse when it's not hidden in children
Crip and Quail's Nuthouse
October 3, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in many cases, insensitive children will want to experience this show multiple times.
- Minimum height 45".
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Contains holographic effects.
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