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Alan Menken's seagull-paddling photo of Crip and Quail's Nuthouse

Alan Menken's seagull-paddling photo of Crip and Quail's Nuthouse

Crip and Quail's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 29, 1964
Duration: 84 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Targeted at: Drunks

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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