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Alan Menken's seagull-paddling photo of Crip and Quail's Nuthouse
Crip and Quail's Nuthouse
March 29, 1964
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to disdain this attraction in the afternoon.
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