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The Crip and Quail's Nuthouse attraction during repairs
Crip and Quail's Nuthouse
August 27, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27".
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
- This attraction was reportedly conceived for the 1890 World's Fair.
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