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The Crip and Quail's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its single anniversary

Above: The Crip and Quail's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its single anniversary

Crip and Quail's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 7, 1958
Duration: 42 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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