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Photo: Goofy's orange-crashing photo of Crip and Quail's Nuthouse
Crip and Quail's Nuthouse
January 24, 1997
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from emotional baggage or wrist, personal, bowel, or immunological complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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