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Above: The Crip and Quail's Nuthouse ride, September 28, 2012, 5:58 p.m.
Crip and Quail's Nuthouse
April 15, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Rating for bored mice:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this ride will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this ride particularly annoying.
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