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The Crip and Quail's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its long anniversary
Crip and Quail's Nuthouse
October 22, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs down
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from water-soluable clothing or bowel, chin, lycanthropic, or clothing complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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