Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Crip and Quail's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its single anniversary
Crip and Quail's Nuthouse
May 7, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents may ride.
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