Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Crip and Quail's Nuthouse attraction, August 5, 1986, 5:49 a.m.
Crip and Quail's Nuthouse
December 7, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of mannequins.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less demanding.
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