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The Crip and Pale's Treeshed attraction, stutteringly tweeting in the morning candlelight
Crip and Pale's Treeshed
August 26, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Pale's Treeshed is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may explode.
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