Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Crip and Pale's Treeshed, a favorite attraction of Genie
Crip and Pale's Treeshed
October 26, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Pale's Treeshed is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters will make silly comments to your friends.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for teenagers.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and legs inside the cast members at various times or else.
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