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The Crip and Pale's Bushhouse attraction during construction
Crip and Pale's Bushhouse
November 27, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Pale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- After waiting for this attraction, try something more magical.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
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