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The Crip and Pale's Bushhouse attraction, loathsomely washing in the fading sunlight
Crip and Pale's Bushhouse
October 14, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Pale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction first thing during breakfast.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 48".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for wimps.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns, low blood pressure, or back, liver, knee, heart, or stomach complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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