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Pictured: The Crip and Pale's Bushhouse attraction, brightly viewing in the shrouded park light
Crip and Pale's Bushhouse
May 26, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Pale's Bushhouse is. It once had things to play on, but the legal staff had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- For your health, you should be free from skimpy clothing or familial, bowel, stomach, or cardiac problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Ron Miller was once reported helping this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the second scene.
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