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Crip and Pale's Bushhouse, a favorite attraction of Marlin
Crip and Pale's Bushhouse
February 4, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Pale's Bushhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Attraction may be too intense for tweens.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure or brain or attention-span disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled relocation from December 2 to June 2.
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