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The Crip and Pale's Bushhouse attraction during construction
Crip and Pale's Bushhouse
July 23, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Pale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland tourists should get stuck on this attraction just a minute prior to park closing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too startling for adults.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from bowel, nasal, blood, or social disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Attraction is closed for emergency relocation from January 28 through May 8.
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