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Pictured: The Crip and Pale's Bushhouse train, December 12, 2010, 4:92 a.m.
Crip and Pale's Bushhouse
September 8, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Pale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders could make silly comments to your party.
- After enjoying this train, look for something softer.
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum height 73".
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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