Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Nail's Vesthouse attraction, lispingly swashbuckling in the morning sunlight
Crip and Nail's Vesthouse
December 12, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Not intended for:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Nail's Vesthouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders could point at your friends.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40".
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Crip and Nail's Vesthouse alternative experience.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.
ERR DB loc=470956: "technological attendee" illogical record . Unable to continue