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Natty Gann's window-collapsing photo of Crip and Nail's Vesthouse

Natty Gann's window-collapsing photo of Crip and Nail's Vesthouse

Crip and Nail's Vesthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 16, 2008
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Popular with: Intellectually impaired drunks

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Nail's Vesthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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