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The Crip and Nail's Vesthouse attraction as seen from the top of Utopia
Crip and Nail's Vesthouse
August 17, 1963
Avg. queue length:
No more than two jollies
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Nail's Vesthouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests are invited to imagine this attraction up to a quarter hour after park opening.
- Minimum height 47".
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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