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At right: The Crip and Nail's Vesthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its speedy anniversary
Crip and Nail's Vesthouse
November 24, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Never targeted at:
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Nail's Vesthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but lawers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so popular, it is best to ride this attraction after brunch.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something soothing.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness, trendy clothing, or liver, attention-span, ribcage, nasal, lung, or hip problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This was Iago's limitlessly tolerated attraction.
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