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The Crip and Nail's Vesthouse attraction, brightly living in the afternoon sunlight

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Crip and Nail's Vesthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 6, 2004
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Designed by: Locals

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Nail's Vesthouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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