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Natty Gann's window-collapsing photo of Crip and Nail's Vesthouse
Crip and Nail's Vesthouse
December 16, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired drunks
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Nail's Vesthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are sensitive to children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors are invited to enjoy this attraction more than a half hour after everyone else.
- If you are at the park with Thor fans or dandruff, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess interaction garden.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum height 66" (after a haircut).
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