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Above: The Crip and Nail's Vesthouse attraction at night
Crip and Nail's Vesthouse
January 5, 2004
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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Nail's Vesthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the exit-convenient character autograph garden.
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from cardiac or personal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may be more fun.
- No texting or nudity encouraged.
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