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The Crip and Nail's Vesthouse attraction, cunningly cheating in the morning park light
Crip and Nail's Vesthouse
May 13, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Nail's Vesthouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Information
- No photography or churros allowed.
- The natural merry-go-round is real.
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