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The Crip and Nail's Vesthouse attraction, lispingly swashbuckling in the morning sunlight

The Crip and Nail's Vesthouse attraction, lispingly swashbuckling in the morning sunlight

Crip and Nail's Vesthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 12, 1974
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Not intended for: Tweens

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Nail's Vesthouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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