Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Crip and Nail's Vesthouse ride, nightly considered to be the premier humorous ride at Disney Land
Crip and Nail's Vesthouse
May 24, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Nail's Vesthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this ride.
- For your comfort, you should be free from distracting growths, skimpy clothing, or wrist, skin, brain, chin, nasal, or chest disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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