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The Crip and Nail's Vesthouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Nail's Vesthouse
June 22, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Nail's Vesthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants can avoid this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- In 1959, this attraction was renovated to obliterate artwork that could be misinterpreted as not serious enough.
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