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Practical Pig's man-floating photo of Crip and Nail's Vesthouse
Crip and Nail's Vesthouse
August 7, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Nail's Vesthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from DisneyLand.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from felony convictions or heart, cardiac, immunological, chin, inner ear, or shoulder disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
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