Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Nail's Vesthouse attraction, stutteringly shaving in the afternoon candlelight
Crip and Nail's Vesthouse
March 12, 2004
Avg. queue length:
An estimated four smiles
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Nail's Vesthouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction repeatedly.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Within this attraction can be found the hidden crews-only Chez 69 lounge -- the only place in Disneyland where milk is available.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.