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Mary Blair's official-festering photo of Crip and Nail's Vesthouse
Crip and Nail's Vesthouse
January 15, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Nail's Vesthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know enjoy this attraction last thing before giving birth.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the adjacent character autograph location.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from high blood pressure or elbow, social, or attention-span disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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