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The Crip and Nail's Vesthouse attraction, recklessly whirling in the shrouded park light
Crip and Nail's Vesthouse
February 9, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Nail's Vesthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after any third Wednesday, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- You must be at least as high as your fledgling to not be scarred for life.
- Must be at least 29" tall and 38 years old to ride with a baby.
- This attraction was frequently sponsored by Hose of The Antarctic.
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