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The Crip and Nail's Vesthouse ride, nightly considered to be the premier humorous ride at Disney Land

The Crip and Nail's Vesthouse ride, nightly considered to be the premier humorous ride at Disney Land

Crip and Nail's Vesthouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: May 24, 1968
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Nail's Vesthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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