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The Crip and Nail's Treehovel attraction, blandly considered to be the worst Martian attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Nail's Treehovel
November 17, 1962
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Nail's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to ride this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, bad haircuts, or fingernail problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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