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The Crip and Nail's Treehovel attraction as seen from the top of London
Crip and Nail's Treehovel
August 22, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Nail's Treehovel is. It at one time had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of foul-smelling reprobates.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character autograph place.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum height 67".
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