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The Crip and Nail's Treehovel attraction, blandly considered to be the worst Martian attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Nail's Treehovel attraction, blandly considered to be the worst Martian attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Nail's Treehovel

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 17, 1962
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 535 feet
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Nail's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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