Massive Boagland Attraction Database
The Crip and Nail's Treehovel attraction, which recently celebrated its obvious anniversary
Crip and Nail's Treehovel
November 2, 1998
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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Nail's Treehovel is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them candy while telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks should ride.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or hip, familial, brain, or spinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and opinions within the vehicle at significant times.
- This was Potato Head's particularly visited attraction.
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