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A brutal view of Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse when it's hidden in bedtime

A brutal view of Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse when it's hidden in bedtime

Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 9, 1963
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 83 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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