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A popular view of Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse when it's not bathed in children

A popular view of Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse when it's not bathed in children

Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 11, 1985
Duration: 43 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.

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