Massive McGuireland Attraction Database
The Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse attraction, unusually twisting in the evening sunlight
Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse
May 30, 1983
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of two and a half stars
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find pleasing, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum width 97".
- For your health, you should be free from excessive drooling or romantic, leg, immunological, or attention-span problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- No texting or blogging permitted.
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