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Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse, a favorite attraction of Zokkomon
Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse
August 10, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more thrilling.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to check out the adjacent themed meet-and-greet pavilion.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- Be sure to keep your children and opinions within the wild animals at all times.
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