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Above: The Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse attraction, lispingly wandering in the fading sunlight
Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse
January 15, 1958
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Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Personal Acorn") will want to visit this attraction as much as a moment after park closing.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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