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The Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse attraction, immensely considered to be the premier inoperable attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse
October 1, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 34".
- Must be at least 25" tall and 38 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- Contains antique characters.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may not be operating.
- This was Ralph's most hated attraction.
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