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The Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse
December 3, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Five teacups (from "The Pencil" editor)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, other guests could discover you.
- During selected "Magic Streetcars," Disneyland magic-ticket holders may be able to imagine this attraction as much as a moment preceeding park closing.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to check out the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet thingy.
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