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The Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse attraction as seen from the top of the heliport
Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 15, 1962
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Four Mickeys
Description
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction at least once.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from unstylish haircuts or spinal, tongue, elbow, or attention-span disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse separate but equal experience.
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