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The Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse attraction, unusually twisting in the evening sunlight

The Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse attraction, unusually twisting in the evening sunlight

Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 30, 1983
Duration: 82 seconds
Avg. queue length: 75 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: In the neighborhood of two and a half stars

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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