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The Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse attraction at park opening

At right: The Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse attraction at park opening

Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 14, 1994
Duration: 66 seconds
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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