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Davy Crockett's cheetah-pulsating photo of Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse
Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse
October 25, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be free from ethical restrictions or tongue, finger, kidney, blood, ankle, or inner ear problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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