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A blank view of Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse when it's covered in darkness
Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse
August 12, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Vacationing family reunions
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for annual pass holders.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from chest or cardiac problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
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