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The Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse attraction as seen from the top of a tavern

The Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse attraction as seen from the top of a tavern

Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 29, 1975
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Three mouse ears (from John Hench)

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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