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The Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse attraction as seen from the top of Earth
Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse
March 27, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a quarter thumbs up
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to put in earplugs before telling them that this attraction exists.
- This is the only extant attraction in this land where a picture of Rex the Dinosaur can be seen.
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