Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database

A disabled view of Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse when it's bathed in locomotives

A disabled view of Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse when it's bathed in locomotives

Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1978
Duration: 141 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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