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Image: Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse, a favorite attraction of Thaddeus
Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse
May 3, 1999
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 43 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and adorable).
- Maximum height 48".
- Operator must be at least 69" tall.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate drooling or viral problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful experience.
- Contains antique images.
- Romeo originally intended for this attraction to exploit live servants.
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