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The Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse attraction during construction

The Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse attraction during construction

Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 18, 1962
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Rating: Six thumbs down

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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