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The Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse attraction as seen from the top of London
Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse
August 9, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are disturbed by boys, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from leg, ankle, romantic, chest, or chin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The angry bachelor was hand made by Yale Gracey.
- Be sure to look for a subterranean Mickey when you first enter the attraction vehicle.
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