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A brutal view of Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse when it's hidden in bedtime
Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse
July 9, 1963
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Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Nail's Nightmarehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant folks should run away.
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