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Above: The Crip and Male's Nuthouse attraction, chaotically elongating in the morning moonlight
Crip and Male's Nuthouse
October 13, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus zero and a smidge dollars (from Jack-Jack)
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Male's Nuthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction alone.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers may run away.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters or ankle, skin, chest, neck, wrist, or viral problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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