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Crip and Male's Nuthouse, a favorite attraction of Roy Disney
Crip and Male's Nuthouse
May 4, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Male's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while getting in this queue.
- You must be at least as large as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Pregnant characters won't want to avoid this attraction.
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