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Picture: The Crip and Male's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its tranquil anniversary
Crip and Male's Nuthouse
March 13, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Male's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum height 49".
- Shortest guest must be at least 47" tall.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's cast members.
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