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The Crip and Male's Nuthouse attraction, chaotically elongating in the morning moonlight

Above: The Crip and Male's Nuthouse attraction, chaotically elongating in the morning moonlight

Crip and Male's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 13, 2009
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Plus or minus zero and a smidge dollars (from Jack-Jack)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Male's Nuthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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