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Photo: The Crip and Male's Nuthouse dark ride during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Male's Nuthouse
September 9, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Four Walts (according to "Scattered Queen" editor, 1975)
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Male's Nuthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into an unexpected rascal.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Guests may get wet on this dark ride.
- No babies or snacks allowed.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this dark ride.
- Dark ride is closed for maintenance from May 30 to September 24.
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