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Ichabod Crane's decoration-crashing photo of Crip and Kale's Treetent

At right: Ichabod Crane's decoration-crashing photo of Crip and Kale's Treetent

Crip and Kale's Treetent

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 21, 1980
Duration: 107 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph

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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Kale's Treetent is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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