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The Crip and Kale's Treetent attraction as seen from the top of the Grand Californian
Crip and Kale's Treetent
November 1, 2003
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Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Kale's Treetent is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Attraction may be too startling for very young teenagers.
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