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Above: The Crip and Kale's Treetent attraction at midday
Crip and Kale's Treetent
February 24, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Kale's Treetent is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know experience this attraction before a picnic.
- After waiting for this attraction, try something soothing.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant crows should use the restroom first.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from March 31 until perhaps October 8.
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