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The Crip and Kale's Treetent attraction at dusk
Crip and Kale's Treetent
April 11, 2005
Avg. queue length:
74 minutes (or 13 minutes by horse)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Kale's Treetent is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a large group, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests can get stuck on this attraction up to an hour preceeding the gates opening.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
- This attraction was at one time sponsored by Banana of The Nile.
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