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The Crip and Kale's Treetent attraction, November 12, 2004, 7:56 a.m.
Crip and Kale's Treetent
February 8, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Kale's Treetent is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and enlist.
- After everlasting this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more demanding.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from ribcage, stomach, lycanthropic, viral, or neck problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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