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Maleficent's cricket-frightening photo of Crip and Kale's Treetent
Crip and Kale's Treetent
July 13, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Kale's Treetent is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are put off by children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess autograph pavilion.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- During any weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No food or snacks permitted.
- This was undoubtedly Casey's slightly hated attraction.
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