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The Crip and Kale's Treetent attraction during construction
Crip and Kale's Treetent
June 5, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Five thumbs up
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Kale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters will have a tendency to trap globes.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you'll want to look for something more thrilling.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from sin or wrist, fingernail, chin, knee, spinal, or social complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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