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At right: Ichabod Crane's decoration-crashing photo of Crip and Kale's Treetent
Crip and Kale's Treetent
August 21, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Kale's Treetent is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction repeatedly.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something less magical.
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- This is one of the only attractions that has not been painted since the land first opened.
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