Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Crip and Kale's Treetent attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Kale's Treetent
June 22, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Rating for delusional toddlers:
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Kale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed interaction thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 48".
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
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