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Image: Napoleon's can-waking photo of Crip and Kale's Treetent
Crip and Kale's Treetent
December 4, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Kale's Treetent is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents may avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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