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The Crip and Kale's Treetent attraction, softly operating in the fading moonlight

The Crip and Kale's Treetent attraction, softly operating in the fading moonlight

Crip and Kale's Treetent

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 20, 2007
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 6 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating for costumed visitors: In the neighborhood of zero Disneys

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Kale's Treetent is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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