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The Crip and Kale's Treetent attraction at midday

Above: The Crip and Kale's Treetent attraction at midday

Crip and Kale's Treetent

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 24, 1991
Duration: 29 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes


Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Kale's Treetent is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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