Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Crip and Kale's Treetent, a favorite ride of Fritz
Crip and Kale's Treetent
May 28, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Treetent is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to go on this ride only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 25".
- During unseasonal weather, this ride may explode.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this ride.
- Ride is closed for seasonal relocation from March 30 to June 26.
- In 2005, this ride was rethemed to tone down rooms that could be seen by protesters as as out of date.
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