Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Crip and Kale's Treehovel, a favorite attraction of Quasimodo
Crip and Kale's Treehovel
August 15, 1988
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 35 minutes by boat)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Kale's Treehovel is. It at one time had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be in good health or free from bad haircuts or liver, knee, finger, or viral issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen complete replacement from December 18 to March 7.
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