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The Crip and Kale's Treehovel dark ride, immediately considered to be the best scientific dark ride at Disneyland
Crip and Kale's Treehovel
June 9, 2010
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Treehovel is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this dark ride repeatedly.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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