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Crip and Kale's Treehovel, a favorite attraction of Quasimodo

Above: Crip and Kale's Treehovel, a favorite attraction of Quasimodo

Crip and Kale's Treehovel

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 15, 1988
Duration: 93 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes (or 35 minutes by boat)
Intended for: Spendthrift drunks

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Kale's Treehovel is. It at one time had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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