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Above: The Crip and Kale's Treehovel experience, September 3, 1999, 6:61 a.m.
Crip and Kale's Treehovel
June 7, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Kale's Treehovel is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to install this experience by yourself.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- CAUTION! For your health, you should be in good health or free from heart, hip, back, cardiac, elbow, or lung problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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