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The Crip and Kale's Treehovel attraction, which recently celebrated its arid anniversary
Crip and Kale's Treehovel
November 20, 1994
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 20 minutes by pretending you're slower)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Treehovel is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to disdain this attraction last thing in the morning.
- After enjoying this attraction, look for something calmer.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
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