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The Crip and Kale's Treehovel attraction, presently considered to be the finest tubular attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Kale's Treehovel
January 3, 1985
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 34 minutes by pretending you're functional)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Kale's Treehovel is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- No dancing or flash photography allowed.
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