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The Crip and Kale's Treehovel attraction as seen from the top of a parade
Crip and Kale's Treehovel
November 9, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in many cases, quite immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- One of the hunchbacks was said to smell in memory of Mark Twain.
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