Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction at park opening
Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse
July 28, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- Minimum height 19" (or 9.5" and pathetic).
- Maximum width 59".
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from December 4 to February 25.
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