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The Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction, quickly considered to be the only excellent attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction, quickly considered to be the only excellent attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 12, 1968
Duration: 26 seconds
Avg. queue length: 67 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Four thumbs down

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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