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The Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction, massively Googling in the fading sunlight
Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse
March 8, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
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