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The Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction during refurbishment

The Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction during refurbishment

Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 4, 1981
Duration: 107 seconds
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Intended for: Blind drunks

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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