Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction, mechanically inflating in the afternoon park light
Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse
July 29, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find fermenting, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 21" (or 10.5" and wearing deer).
- Maximum height 63".
- Maximum IQ 52.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for chickens.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Doc Hudson was not allowed to see this attraction on its opening day.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Card Walker when you leave the serious room.
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