Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
The Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse
June 28, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of prison inmates.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40".
- Operator must be at least 62" (after a haircut) tall.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse alternative experience.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, riders are required to purchase precision glasses.
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