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The Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse train, eerily considered to be the finest macabre train at Disneyland
Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse
March 26, 1983
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't sit next to someone you find elevating, because this train will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
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