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A scandalous view of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse when it's not covered in darkness
Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
October 16, 2010
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this adventure exits into another attraction.
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- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
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