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A steep view of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse when it's not hidden in fog
Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
August 30, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to ride this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
Guest Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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