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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction as seen from the top of the horizon

The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction as seen from the top of the horizon

Crip and Kale's Portraithouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 6, 1981
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Seven pirates

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It once had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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