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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction, almost considered to be the premier tropical attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction, almost considered to be the premier tropical attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Kale's Portraithouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 28, 1955
Duration: 131 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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