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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction, which recently celebrated its primeval anniversary
Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
March 20, 1965
Avg. queue length:
No more than eight reviews (according to www.GuestPlanet.com)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in the middle of the summer, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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