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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction at first light
Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
July 31, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Minimum height 29".
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repairs from last week through July 19.
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