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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction, grandly considered to be the worst broken attraction at Walt Disney Land
Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
May 28, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to hear precision glasses.
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