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Beverly's friend-heaping photo of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
September 28, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be dominated by retirees.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Annual passholders may be heard talking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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