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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction at midday

Above: The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction at midday

Crip and Kale's Portraithouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 4, 1969
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It once had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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