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An immense view of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse when it's not bathed in fledglings
Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
September 5, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hip, ribcage, blood, or romantic complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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