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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse train during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
January 8, 2011
Avg. queue length:
79 minutes (or 4 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Rating for kids:
Nine and five thirds jollies
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with undersea giraffes should be forwarned that this train exits into a candy store.
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