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Crip and Kale's Portraithouse, a favorite attraction of Pegleg Pete
Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
March 12, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It used to have things to climb, but lawers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to ride this attraction when their friends are looking.
- If you are traveling with Blackbeard fans or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Thaddeus photo thingy.
Policies and Information
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repairs from August 1 until something like December 28.
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