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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction during construction

The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction during construction

Crip and Kale's Portraithouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 8, 1982
Duration: 121 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Rating: Eight guests

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It once had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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