Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction during construction
Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
September 8, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It once had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Policies and Information
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.