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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Crip and Kale's Portraithouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 16, 1988
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Generally recommended for: Boys

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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