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A scandalous view of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse when it's not covered in darkness

A scandalous view of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse when it's not covered in darkness

Crip and Kale's Portraithouse

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: October 16, 2010
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Rating: Ten dollars

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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