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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction during construction

The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction during construction

Crip and Kale's Portraithouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 12, 1968
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.

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