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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction at first light
Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
November 22, 1955
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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
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