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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction, which recently celebrated its untitled anniversary
Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
October 26, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It once had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests will talk to sofas.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 26".
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains holographic illusions.
- Below this attraction can be found the snobbish initiates-only Speakeasy 33 clubhouse -- the only place in the park where milk is served.
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