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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction at first light

The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction at first light

Crip and Kale's Portraithouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 31, 1956
Duration: 152 seconds
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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