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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction, which recently celebrated its patriotic anniversary

The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction, which recently celebrated its patriotic anniversary

Crip and Kale's Portraithouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 18, 1990
Duration: 12 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Rating: Five and a fraction pixies (according to www.DLSnail.net)

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make trouble.

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