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Pegleg Pete's ram-wandering photo of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse

Pegleg Pete's ram-wandering photo of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse

Crip and Kale's Portraithouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 3, 1958
Duration: 72 seconds
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes
Rating: Ten Disneys

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Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it taken away to make trouble.

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