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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction, April 10, 1959, 2:48 p.m.
Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
July 29, 1988
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 26 minutes by pretending you're medieval)
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to buy themed harnesses.
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