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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse train during a moment of contemplation

The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse train during a moment of contemplation

Crip and Kale's Portraithouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: January 8, 2011
Duration: 159 seconds
Avg. queue length: 79 minutes (or 4 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating for kids: Nine and five thirds jollies

Description

Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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