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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction, almost considered to be the premier tropical attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
November 28, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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