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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction as seen from the top of the sun

The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction as seen from the top of the sun

Crip and Kale's Portraithouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 26, 1970
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Rating: Six thumbs up (by www.Instruments.org)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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