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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction at park closing
Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
July 30, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It once had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be hostile to visiting Yale Gracey impersonators.
Policies and Notices
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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