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Pegleg Pete's ram-wandering photo of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
August 3, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it taken away to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to grab this attraction just before leaving.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40".
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- All of this attraction's characters are decorated with characters from classic literature.
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