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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction during construction
Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
October 6, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- During fair weather, this attraction may melt.
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