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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction, which recently celebrated its untitled anniversary

The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction, which recently celebrated its untitled anniversary

Crip and Kale's Portraithouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 26, 1996
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It once had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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