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An immense view of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse when it's not bathed in fledglings

An immense view of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse when it's not bathed in fledglings

Crip and Kale's Portraithouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 5, 2002
Duration: 111 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Rating: Two pixies

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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