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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction during construction
Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
March 12, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- Guests traveling with ominous deer should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Information
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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