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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction at a distance
Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
April 2, 1959
Avg. queue length:
96 minutes (or 14 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- Instead of going on this attraction, try something less demanding.
- No babies or churros allowed.
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