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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction during construction

The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction during construction

Crip and Kale's Portraithouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 6, 2013
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.

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