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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction, November 2, 1962, 11:93 a.m.

The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction, November 2, 1962, 11:93 a.m.

Crip and Kale's Portraithouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 27, 1976
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Rating: Four plusses

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.

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