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Abu's monkey-delighting photo of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
October 26, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to queue up for this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Explosions may be too intense for retirees.
- Yawning may occur.
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