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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction, vapidly opening in the afternoon candlelight

The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction, vapidly opening in the afternoon candlelight

Crip and Kale's Portraithouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 26, 2002
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating: Six rainbows

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It once had things to climb, but lawers had it taken away to make trouble.

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