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A visual view of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse when it's covered in fog
Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
August 17, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38".
- Must be at least 55" tall and 35 years old to ride alone.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this dark ride.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this dark ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This dark ride was sporadically sponsored by Orbiter of A Star.
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