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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction, which recently celebrated its patriotic anniversary
Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
August 18, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Five and a fraction pixies (according to www.DLSnail.net)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make trouble.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to ride this attraction during a snack.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum height 66".
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