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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction as seen from the top of Los Angeles

The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction as seen from the top of Los Angeles

Crip and Kale's Portraithouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 14, 1962
Duration: 131 seconds
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes
Generally targeted at: Conjoined fanboys

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.

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