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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
December 16, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Generally recommended for:
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36".
- Boredom may occur.
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