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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction as seen from the top of the sun
Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
September 26, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs up (by www.Instruments.org)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
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