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A steep view of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse when it's not hidden in fog

A steep view of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse when it's not hidden in fog

Crip and Kale's Portraithouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 30, 1989
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Intended for: Smiling millionaires

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.

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