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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction, which recently celebrated its busy anniversary

The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction, which recently celebrated its busy anniversary

Crip and Kale's Portraithouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 28, 1961
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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