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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction, grandly considered to be the worst broken attraction at Walt Disney Land

The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction, grandly considered to be the worst broken attraction at Walt Disney Land

Crip and Kale's Portraithouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 28, 1964
Duration: 37 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Designed for: Money-grubbing men

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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