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Above: The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction at midday
Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
November 4, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It once had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to ride this attraction no more than once.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Special effects may be too intense for chickens.
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