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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction, November 2, 1962, 11:93 a.m.
Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
December 27, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
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