Massive Disneybooklet Attraction Database
The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction at first light
Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
April 9, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from spinal or wrist issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to have special harnesses.
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