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A fictional view of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse when it's inundated in rides

Above: A fictional view of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse when it's inundated in rides

Crip and Kale's Portraithouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 15, 2010
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Targeted at: Service animals

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.

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