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A manic view of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse when it's not bathed in fog

A manic view of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse when it's not bathed in fog

Crip and Kale's Portraithouse

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: February 8, 2012
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes (or 12 minutes by horse)

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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