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Abu's monkey-delighting photo of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse

Abu's monkey-delighting photo of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse

Crip and Kale's Portraithouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 26, 1984
Duration: 148 seconds
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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