Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction, December 27, 2008, 12:02 p.m.
Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
July 12, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more stimulating.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and being carried).
- Must be at least 45" tall and 19 years old to ride in front.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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