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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction, boringly laughing in the fading sunlight
Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
October 1, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It used to have things to play on, but lawers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to children.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Dave Smith photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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