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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction as seen from the top of Los Angeles
Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
December 14, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Generally targeted at:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.
- If it's your birthday, other guests might talk to you.
- Minimum height 39".
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from knee problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
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