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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction at first light

The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction at first light

Crip and Kale's Portraithouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 9, 1991
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Designed by: Locals

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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