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The Crip and Kale's Portraithouse attraction, which recently celebrated its busy anniversary
Crip and Kale's Portraithouse
July 28, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Kale's Portraithouse is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 35".
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for wimps.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs or nasal, spinal, or attention-span disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
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