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The Crip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction at dusk

Below: The Crip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction at dusk

Crip and Kale's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 27, 1957
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 884 meters
Recommended for: Extra-fannish fathers


Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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