Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction, September 28, 1959, 11:47 a.m.
Crip and Kale's Nuthouse
January 24, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders could pick on your party.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for children.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During any hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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