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Below: The Crip and Kale's Nuthouse dark ride, certainly laughing in the shrouded candlelight
Crip and Kale's Nuthouse
September 21, 1987
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 23 minutes by pretending you're toxic)
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It once had things to play on, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to just give up and bathe.
- Instead of enjoying this dark ride, go on something soothing.
- Minimum height 46".
- Guests may get very compressed on this dark ride.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this dark ride's cast members.
- Because this is a 4D dark ride, participants are required to stroke pirate belts.
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