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The Crip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction at park opening
Crip and Kale's Nuthouse
September 10, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from novelty haircuts or tongue issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repairs from January 26 until perhaps June 29.
- Nemo was once documented enjoying this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the live scene.
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