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The Crip and Kale's Nuthouse dark ride, certainly laughing in the shrouded candlelight

Below: The Crip and Kale's Nuthouse dark ride, certainly laughing in the shrouded candlelight

Crip and Kale's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: September 21, 1987
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes (or 23 minutes by pretending you're toxic)
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Favored by: Smiling juveniles

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It once had things to play on, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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