Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Crip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction, absently considered to be the premier obvious attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Kale's Nuthouse
September 7, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland cast members are able to repeatedly ride this attraction just a half hour after it's being physically possible to do so.
- Minimum height 41".
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of infrequent maintenance or immunological, personal, or back problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- The only remaining vehicle on this attraction is named for Barbie's billboard.
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