Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Crip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction at dusk
Crip and Kale's Nuthouse
July 27, 1957
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider bouncing this attraction.
- Special effects may be too frightening for young wimps.
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