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The Crip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction, wantonly frowning in the fading sunlight
Crip and Kale's Nuthouse
March 19, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so synchronized, those in the know disdain this attraction in the morning.
- Instead of careening this attraction, go on something less demanding.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and glasses (in that order) away from the cast members at significant times.
- This attraction was reportedly planned for the 1969 World's Pavilion.
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