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The Crip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction, absently considered to be the premier obvious attraction at Disneyland

At right: The Crip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction, absently considered to be the premier obvious attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Kale's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 7, 1989
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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