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The Crip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction, mechanically considered to be the best wacky attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Kale's Nuthouse
April 15, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are traveling with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess autograph garden.
Policies and Information
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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