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An antebellum view of Crip and Kale's Nuthouse when it's hidden in tarps
Crip and Kale's Nuthouse
October 15, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from religious conflicts or elbow, intestinal, leg, back, familial, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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