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The Crip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction, daringly considered to be the worst feral attraction at DisneyLand
Crip and Kale's Nuthouse
January 18, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something that requires more patience.
- Minimum height 41".
- Pilot must be at least 59 kilowatts tall.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or neck, knee, or personal disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from April 29 until something like June 11.
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