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The Crip and Kale's Bushhouse attraction, happily curdling in the fading candlelight
Crip and Kale's Bushhouse
April 19, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Pregnant folks may not ride.
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or social, personal, or viral problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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