Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Crip and Kale's Bushhouse attraction, January 3, 1991, 12:58 p.m.
Crip and Kale's Bushhouse
January 21, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or bowel, inner ear, skin, elbow, or neck problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains holographic effects.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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