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Picture: The Crip and Kale's Bushhouse dark ride during construction
Crip and Kale's Bushhouse
August 15, 1958
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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It once had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a candy store.
- You must be at least as big as the sign to keep your eyes open.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, fear of children, or cardiac, viral, nasal, chest, inner ear, or immunological issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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