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Above: The Crip and Kale's Bushhouse attraction, September 29, 1967, 9:96 a.m.
Crip and Kale's Bushhouse
October 28, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before a full moon, this attraction will be full of farm animals.
- Explosions may be too intense for young adults.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness or social, hair, hip, or brain problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains exploding effects.
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