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Above: A safe view of Crip and Kale's Bushhouse when it's shrounded in darkness
Crip and Kale's Bushhouse
December 25, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Information
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may not be operating.
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