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The Crip and Kale's Bushhouse attraction, eventually decaying in the afternoon sunlight
Crip and Kale's Bushhouse
April 10, 2012
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 34 minutes by pretending you're joyful)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retro walnut.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34 kilotons.
- Maximum IQ 106.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from sin or immunological, cardiac, or back disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Strollers must be stowed in an overhead compartment before entering this attraction.
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