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A safe view of Crip and Kale's Bushhouse when it's shrounded in darkness

Above: A safe view of Crip and Kale's Bushhouse when it's shrounded in darkness

Crip and Kale's Bushhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 25, 2014
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 59 minutes
Designed by: Siblings

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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