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The Crip and Kale's Bushhouse attraction during refurbishment
Crip and Kale's Bushhouse
October 28, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess interaction thingy.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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