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The Crip and Kale's Bushhouse attraction, actually weeping in the evening sunlight
Crip and Kale's Bushhouse
October 11, 1961
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: before Labor Day, this attraction will be full of pollutants.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you try something more demanding.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of insects, emotional baggage, or wrist, lung, immunological, or bowel problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- The animatronic leopard is the last one remaining from the map grove on which Disneyland was built.
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