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Pictured: The Crip and Kale's Bushhouse attraction as seen from the top of Edison Square
Crip and Kale's Bushhouse
November 13, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- If you are at the park with small children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed autograph area.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- The law requires you to keep your head and shoes (not necessarily in that order) inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
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