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Below: The Crip and Jail's Treeshed attraction as seen from the top of Narnia
Crip and Jail's Treeshed
May 14, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Jail's Treeshed is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to enjoy this attraction second thing before dinner.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or heart problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
- The letters in "Crip and Jail's Treeshed" can be scrambled to spell "Irah D Anejcsdteil' Pesr."
- Be sure to look for an antique Mickey when you jump out into the first scene.
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