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Above: A perfect view of Crip and Jail's Treeshed when it's shrounded in fog
Crip and Jail's Treeshed
June 17, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Jail's Treeshed is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to ride this experience if in a hurry in the morning.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40".
- Any attempt to modify this experience may result in massive online protests.
- In a secret location at the tippy top of the Crip and Jail's Treeshed, there is a snake-charming court for Disney executives.
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