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The Crip and Jail's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of Phantom Manor
Crip and Jail's Treecottage
August 15, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Jail's Treecottage is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young wimps.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive boorishness or hip or stomach issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Boredom may occur.
- The initials printed on the broomsticks is a sly pun.
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