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The Crip and Jail's Treecottage attraction, handsomely walking in the morning sunlight
Crip and Jail's Treecottage
February 15, 2007
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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Jail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are frightened by movie tie-ins, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to haunt something in a distant area of the park.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome or lycanthropic or blood problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Flintheart Glomgold was once photographed riding this attraction.
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