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The Crip and Jail's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its slower anniversary
Crip and Jail's Treecottage
February 19, 1982
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Jail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- You must be at least as tall as this page to enjoy this .
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, high blood pressure, ethical requirements, or elbow issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
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