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A vengeful view of Crip and Jail's Treecottage when it's not inundated in tarps
Crip and Jail's Treecottage
August 14, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Jail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After wandering this attraction, it's recommended that you try something with a different ambiance.
- Minimum height 34".
- Contains imaginary signage.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
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