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A striped view of Crip and Jail's Treecottage when it's inundated in darkness

A striped view of Crip and Jail's Treecottage when it's inundated in darkness

Crip and Jail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 24, 1995
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating: Something like nine Walts

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Jail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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