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A massive view of Crip and Jail's Treecottage when it's not covered in darkness
Crip and Jail's Treecottage
September 24, 2005
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 50 minutes by boat)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Jail's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Warnings
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Bead of A Prairie.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the main queue.
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