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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, November 2, 1960, 1:16 a.m.
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
August 20, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- The trees adjacent to this attraction are filled with feral cats.
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