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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, astonishingly considered to be the premier velvet attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, astonishingly considered to be the premier velvet attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 26, 1980
Duration: 150 seconds
Avg. queue length: 4 minutes
Rating: Six tikis

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.

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