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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse dark ride at first light

The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse dark ride at first light

Crip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: February 15, 2005
Duration: 22 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Ten thumbs up

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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