Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, dashingly considered to be the finest cheerful attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
July 24, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum height 63".
- Must be at least 32" tall and 16 years old to ride in back.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.