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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, December 26, 1971, 4:42 a.m.
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
September 1, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters could make silly comments to you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 53".
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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