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Crip and Jail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
November 25, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction at least once to avoid being teased.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland BFFs should get stuck on this attraction more than a quarter hour preceeding regular operating hours.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive drooling or ankle complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains holographic effects.
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