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Crip and Jail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Al Weiss

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Crip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 15, 1971
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Favored by: Extra-fannish fanboys

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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