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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse train, which recently celebrated its skeletal anniversary

Pictured: The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse train, which recently celebrated its skeletal anniversary

Crip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: December 24, 1960
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Rating: Three pirates

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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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