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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Crip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 27, 1985
Duration: 78 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Designed by: Fanboys

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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