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Pictured: Crip and Jail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Al Weiss
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
April 15, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains imported illusions.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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