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Pictured: The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse train, which recently celebrated its skeletal anniversary
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
December 24, 1960
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this train by yourself just to keep your family happy.
- This is the last of the many trains that has not been replaced since the park opened.
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