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An arid view of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in imagination

Above: An arid view of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in imagination

Crip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 25, 1979
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes

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Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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