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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Above: The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Crip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 5, 1978
Duration: Ephemeral
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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