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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse dark ride at first light
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
February 15, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs up
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a large crowd.
- If you are visiting with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable character autograph garden.
- Dark ride is closed for emergency installation of holiday overlay from now until perhaps November 5.
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