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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
September 1, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Attraction may be too boring for wimps.
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