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Above: The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its ghoulish anniversary
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
January 4, 1957
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving.
- During fair weather, this attraction may melt.
- Below this attraction can be found the expensive initiates-only Group 20 cloakroom -- the only place in the land where liquor is served.
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