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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, October 21, 2004, 1:32 a.m.

The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, October 21, 2004, 1:32 a.m.

Crip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 2, 2006
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Targeted at: Conjoined drunks

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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