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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, criminally considered to be the best elite attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, criminally considered to be the best elite attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 14, 1995
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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