Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
April 8, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make trouble.
- If it's your anniversary, cast members could sing to you.
- Minimum height 36".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for adults.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to wear princess glasses.
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