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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
May 22, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
Policies and Notices
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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