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Quasimodo's light-roving photo of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse

Quasimodo's light-roving photo of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse

Crip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 9, 1988
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph

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Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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