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Crip and Jail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Napoleon
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
August 31, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Something like seven thumbs down
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and shoes (in that order) away from the entangling vines at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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