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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
August 20, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 65.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to rent safety pants.
- In 1965, this attraction was reworked to add additional characters from the popular "Crip and Jail's Smokehouse" play.
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