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Above: Crip and Jail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
May 23, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile infants
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are disturbed by children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from novelty haircuts or shoulder, brain, lycanthropic, blood, viral, or stomach disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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