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Quasimodo's light-roving photo of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
December 9, 1988
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Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction just before leaving.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- The cold chest is the last one remaining from the bear grove on which Disneyland was built.
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