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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
July 11, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to measure this attraction repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the nearby princess autograph thingy.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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