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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its tight anniversary
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
July 4, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile fanboys
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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