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A safe view of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in fog

A safe view of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in fog

Crip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 3, 1959
Duration: 154 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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