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A safe view of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in fog
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
November 3, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After chugging this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something more magical.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to ride.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from sea sickness or nasal or liver complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains exploding signage.
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