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Crip and Jail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon

Crip and Jail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon

Crip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 25, 1978
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make trouble.

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