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Above: The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse adventure, overtly hanging in the evening sunlight
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: February 11, 2003
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Favored by: Tweens
Description
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Tips
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this adventure first thing in the morning.
- Instead of going on this adventure, you will be physically unable to experience something that doesn't involve toys.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 30".
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities, high blood pressure, garish perfume, or hair, nasal, or cardiac issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
Trivia
- Benji originally intended for this adventure to use live cougars.
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