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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, June 26, 2004, 1:51 a.m.
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
January 1, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 36".
- Boredom may occur.
- During fair weather, this attraction may explode.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from May 25 until about June 26 (or a similar date).
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