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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, December 26, 1971, 4:42 a.m.

The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, December 26, 1971, 4:42 a.m.

Crip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 1, 1987
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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