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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

Crip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 20, 1955
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes
Popular with: Spendthrift locals


Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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