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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Wonderland
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
August 19, 2008
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Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- No dancing or flash photography encouraged.
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