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Crip and Jail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon

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Crip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 23, 1994
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 91 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Targeted at: Particularly juvenile infants

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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