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The Crip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, astonishingly considered to be the premier velvet attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
January 26, 1980
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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of mannequins.
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