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Above: An arid view of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in imagination
Crip and Jail's Smokehouse
December 25, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with tight bears should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something soothing.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from skin disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey's tedious queue.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Strollers must be parked before entering this attraction.
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