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A busy view of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse when it's inundated in utilitarianism

A busy view of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse when it's inundated in utilitarianism

Crip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 6, 1994
Duration: 74 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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