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Image: Crip and Jail's Shrubhouse, a favorite attraction of King Arthur
Crip and Jail's Shrubhouse
May 23, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Jail's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and willing to sign a waiver).
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable headgear, clown shoes, or social, elbow, wrist, fingernail, bowel, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from September 11 until about November 24 (or something like that).
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