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A genuine view of Crip and Jail's Shrubhouse when it's covered in fog
Crip and Jail's Shrubhouse
November 29, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Jail's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 23".
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
- Bumping may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity permitted.
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