Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Crip and Jail's Shrubhouse attraction at park opening
Crip and Jail's Shrubhouse
April 4, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Seven happy faces
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Jail's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream after getting in this queue.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from ethical requirements or bowel, neck, or knee complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annual passholders may be heard reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and balloons away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
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