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The Crip and Jail's Shrubhouse attraction during construction
Crip and Jail's Shrubhouse
December 13, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Jail's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a hot diamond.
Policies and Notices
- Some people who have had too much to drink halucinate that this attraction is haunted by the disturbed ghost of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the main queue.
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