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The Crip and Jail's Planthouse attraction, oddly considered to be the premier foolish attraction at Disney Land
Crip and Jail's Planthouse
April 5, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Jail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Because it is so slow, try not to avoid this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from unstopable chattiness, sin, or ribcage, attention-span, shoulder, chest, or clothing problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Some cranks halucinate that this attraction is home of the moaning spirit of a former cast member.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the secondary queue.
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