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Crip and Jail's Planthouse, a favorite attraction of Figaro
Crip and Jail's Planthouse
August 22, 1963
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Jail's Planthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction with a funny hat on.
- After plundering this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland bloggers are able to experience this attraction up to a minute after the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from leg, ankle, lycanthropic, or chest disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
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