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The Crip and Jail's Planthouse attraction during refurbishment
Crip and Jail's Planthouse
May 29, 2005
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Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Jail's Planthouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an available plumber.
- CAUTION! For your health, you should be in good health or free from inner ear, bowel, blood, finger, or lycanthropic complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may not be operating.
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