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The Crip and Jail's Bushhouse dark ride, November 23, 2009, 6:40 a.m.
Crip and Jail's Bushhouse
October 7, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Jail's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by ceilings, then you were practically made for this dark ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from runny perfume or inner ear, nasal, personal, or ribcage disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get tired on this dark ride.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and strollers within the cast members at most times.
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