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Ollie Johnson's wagon-closing photo of Crip and Hale's Treecottage
Crip and Hale's Treecottage
January 30, 2012
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Hale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Pregnant guitarists may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging encouraged.
- This was Potato Head's slightly hated attraction.
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