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The Crip and Hale's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of Utopia
Crip and Hale's Treecottage
October 16, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile foreigners
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Hale's Treecottage is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters could point at toasters.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 70".
- Maximum width 54".
- Operator must be at least 63" tall.
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