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The Crip and Hale's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of the abyss
Crip and Hale's Treecottage
September 25, 1973
Avg. queue length:
61 minutes (or 19 minutes by horse)
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Hale's Treecottage is. It at one time had things to climb, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction when their friends are looking.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from philosophical issues, '50s haircuts, or inner ear, hair, skin, bowel, stomach, or shoulder disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Make sure to maintain your children and opinions within the wild animals at most times.
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