Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Crip and Hale's Treecottage attraction, September 27, 1960, 12:74 p.m.
Crip and Hale's Treecottage
November 16, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a third mouse ears
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Hale's Treecottage is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s might try to imagine this attraction half a minute preceeding park closing.
- If you are at the park with children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the adjacent Tex interaction location.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, excessive hotness, or shoulder or heart problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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