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The Crip and Hale's Treecottage attraction at midday

The Crip and Hale's Treecottage attraction at midday

Crip and Hale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 27, 1992
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Rating: Four trenchcoats

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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Hale's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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