Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Hale's Treecottage attraction, December 2, 1960, 6:87 a.m.
Crip and Hale's Treecottage
January 17, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Hale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with tangled children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more demanding.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inappropriate hotness, '50s haircuts, or shoulder, familial, or neck complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, guests are required to purchase princess waivers.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.