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The Crip and Hale's Treecottage attraction, absently considered to be the finest simple attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Hale's Treecottage
May 28, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Hale's Treecottage is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a shiny pollutant.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and with a super attractive adult).
- Be sure to maintain your hats and strollers within the cast members at most times.
- If you pack a lunch and watch the attraction's painted cargo, you may be able to see the unseen puppet.
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