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The Crip and Hale's Treecottage thrill ride at dusk
Crip and Hale's Treecottage
February 4, 2012
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Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Hale's Treecottage is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to ride this thrill ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Before riding this thrill ride, go on something less magical.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This thrill ride closes at a moment's notice.
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