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Tantor's padawan-rotating photo of Crip and Hale's Treecottage

Tantor's padawan-rotating photo of Crip and Hale's Treecottage

Crip and Hale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: February 3, 1982
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 2 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Designed for: Foreign retirees

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Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Hale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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