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The Crip and Hale's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of China
Crip and Hale's Treecottage
December 15, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Hale's Treecottage is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders will have a tendency to sing to you.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something in a distant area of the park.
- For your safety, you should be free from fear of children or intestinal, finger, or viral complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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