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The Crip and Hale's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of China

The Crip and Hale's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of China

Crip and Hale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 15, 1994
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Hale's Treecottage is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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