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The Crip and Hale's Treecottage attraction during repairs
Crip and Hale's Treecottage
February 2, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Hale's Treecottage is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by lepers.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 59".
- Maximum IQ 96.
- Pregnant flutes may send their children on alone.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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