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The Crip and Hale's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of a waterfall

The Crip and Hale's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of a waterfall

Crip and Hale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 19, 1978
Duration: 53 seconds
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes

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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Hale's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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