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The Crip and Hale's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of a waterfall
Crip and Hale's Treecottage
December 19, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Hale's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: particularly small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, try something more magical.
- The letters in "Crip and Hale's Treecottage" can be scrambled to spell "'sehrtaeecnia Gdptlo Aecrt ."
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