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The Crip and Hale's Treecottage show, which recently celebrated its brutal anniversary
Crip and Hale's Treecottage
March 30, 1959
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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Hale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during parades, this show will be hostile to farm animals.
- Show may be too intense for children.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this show.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and shoes away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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